I had a whole post planned about a bogus audition I went on today. Supposedly for a game show called, "Show Me What You Got" that was a "Deal or No Deal" kind of thing. When I get there, the 8 page application is clearly for a reality show of some sort, and I would be the mark. I actually torn the application up in the poor PA's face and stormed out. Hey, they wanted to see big emotion, and I gave it.

The big news? I just got off the phone with the Palos Verde Red Hatters and they are coming en masse to the show Friday night!!! Hilarious! Considering that in the last episode, Frannie macked the Captain again, decided to divorce her husband waiting back home, and left her sister Crystal Light hanging over the rail of the ship, ready to jump to her death. Hopefully, Frannie's next show will be just as exciting!