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Lost boy goes unclaimed for 8 days.

Morgellon’s is a made up disease where crazy people think unknown-to-science parasites are eating them apart from the inside out.

It’s fun to read about them.

Morgellon’s Yahoo! Group

Mt. Lebanon is a small, quiet suburb of Pittsburgh, PA. Apparently, there ain’t much to do there when you’re 18, except make an explicit list ranking the asstastical opportunities at your high school.

So that’s what the boys did.

You can read some stodgy newspaper article about the events here or you can click the read more tag to see the actual list. All it took was one copy to get out. . .thank you internet. (more…)

Bird Flu Spreads Human To Human

Plague Coming. Millions To Die.

Thank God.

Bloomberg

Little girl, what did I done told you about pouring water on the television? I told you a thousand times if I’ve told you once to NOT FUCKING POUR WATER ON THE TELEVISION. I’m fixing to slap the taste right outta yur mouth and while I’m at it, I think I’ll take a turn a-sexually-molestin’ you and then, when you think it’s ok to pass out from the pain dahrlin’ I’ll kick you in the head.

Then, perahps, I’ll take you to the zoo.

Stepdad beats the living hell out of stepdaughter, “mistakenly” rapes her while changing her diaper and then delivers her to the local Wal-Mart where mom works.

THIS MAN SHOULD BE DESTROYED.

Do not fuck with the people who work at fast food establishments or they will fuck you up.

Would you like a face full of hot oil with that?

Let me get this straight. You have a rat sleeping in the room with your infant child, and then wonder why it has 200 bites when you take it to the hospital? I hope your tubes get instantly tied by God, and your vas deferens leak out through your urethra, parents!

So this bear, in slovakia or some shit, got a plastic container stuck on its head. People let it wander around like that for 10 DAYS before, finally, a big dude decided that he was large and in charge enough to take it head on and help remove the container.

Buckethead Bear Video

Shaving For Men

“A California hospital was contacting some 300 morbidly obese patients after learning they may have been exposed to hepatitis or HIV by poorly cleaned instruments used in stomach-reduction operations”

MSNBC: Calif. hospital may have exposed some to HIV