People Are Awesome

Even Jesus has some fucking standards.

Bird Flu Spreads Human To Human

Plague Coming. Millions To Die.

Thank God.

Bloomberg

Why don’t more WoW players do this?

13-year-old Chinese boy kills himeself after 36-hour Warcraft binge

Why don’t you just call it Going Down on Daddy?

Christian Father and Daughters Participate in ‘Purity Balls’ 

Do not fuck with the people who work at fast food establishments or they will fuck you up.

Would you like a face full of hot oil with that?

These guys want to legistlate prostitution…in GERMANY! I tell ya, moralists aren’t content with screwing with their own country, now they wanna mess with Der Hinterland. Why would you go to Germany, if not for the poon?

uh-uh-uh “manure spreader.”

WEWS Cleveland: 12-Year-Old Dies After Losing Control Of Horses

Shaving For Men

“Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel”

Reuters: Hungary workers get shock at bottom of rum barrel

A lucky Friday’s Patron was rewarded for his time spent on Earth by being served part of a human finger on his hamburger at TGI Fridays.

“We are very, very sorry this occured,” A Friday’s rep told the press.

USA Today: Piece of finger served to diner after worker accidentally cuts self at restaurant