People Are Awesome

Why don’t more WoW players do this?

13-year-old Chinese boy kills himeself after 36-hour Warcraft binge

uh-uh-uh “manure spreader.”

WEWS Cleveland: 12-Year-Old Dies After Losing Control Of Horses

Dude killed five dogs with Paraquat and explosives. I hope he gets cancer of the ball.

“Friends and relatives of Cruz Hernandez’s gathered on Wednesday to celebrate her 128th birthday, a milestone that might make her the world’s oldest person.”

Reuters

“Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel”

Reuters: Hungary workers get shock at bottom of rum barrel

“The mother of a U.S. Marine was grieving for her dead son when she found that his savings account had been claimed by the director of the funeral home. ”

Owned!

Mayor Won’t Give Dead Marine’s Money Back

A lucky Friday’s Patron was rewarded for his time spent on Earth by being served part of a human finger on his hamburger at TGI Fridays.

“We are very, very sorry this occured,” A Friday’s rep told the press.

USA Today: Piece of finger served to diner after worker accidentally cuts self at restaurant