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Lost boy goes unclaimed for 8 days.

Soldier gets owned by internet nerds!

Ha ha! Fuck the army!

Morgellon’s is a made up disease where crazy people think unknown-to-science parasites are eating them apart from the inside out.

It’s fun to read about them.

Morgellon’s Yahoo! Group

Mt. Lebanon is a small, quiet suburb of Pittsburgh, PA. Apparently, there ain’t much to do there when you’re 18, except make an explicit list ranking the asstastical opportunities at your high school.

So that’s what the boys did.

You can read some stodgy newspaper article about the events here or you can click the read more tag to see the actual list. All it took was one copy to get out. . .thank you internet. (more…)

Bird Flu Spreads Human To Human

Plague Coming. Millions To Die.

Thank God.

Bloomberg

Apparently nothing more rapeable either.

Some sick fucker from Tennessee rapes ONE DAY OLD daughter 

Why don’t you just call it Going Down on Daddy?

Christian Father and Daughters Participate in ‘Purity Balls’ 

I don’t know whose more the assface in this situation, the paraplegic who stabbed three people whose car he was in over an argument, or the stupid three people who got stabbed because they couldn’t escape from a fucking paraplegic!

You decide.

Dude killed five dogs with Paraquat and explosives. I hope he gets cancer of the ball.

You gotta be pretty damn drunk to break a breathalyzer. How drunk? More than four times the legal limit. And you beat your wife and kid to boot? Salud, Msr. Mayor!