Mt. Lebanon is a small, quiet suburb of Pittsburgh, PA. Apparently, there ain’t much to do there when you’re 18, except make an explicit list ranking the asstastical opportunities at your high school.
So that’s what the boys did.
You can read some stodgy newspaper article about the events here or you can click the read more tag to see the actual list. All it took was one copy to get out. . .thank you internet. (more…)
Little girl, what did I done told you about pouring water on the television? I told you a thousand times if I’ve told you once to NOT FUCKING POUR WATER ON THE TELEVISION. I’m fixing to slap the taste right outta yur mouth and while I’m at it, I think I’ll take a turn a-sexually-molestin’ you and then, when you think it’s ok to pass out from the pain dahrlin’ I’ll kick you in the head.
Then, perahps, I’ll take you to the zoo.
THIS MAN SHOULD BE DESTROYED.
Apparently nothing more rapeable either.
Why don’t more WoW players do this?
13-year-old Chinese boy kills himeself after 36-hour Warcraft binge
Why don’t you just call it Going Down on Daddy?
Christian Father and Daughters Participate in ‘Purity Balls’
Too bad the fire didn’t take him with the house.
Then there would be one less ass hole in the world to worry about.
Complete moron puts his cigarette out in a bucket filled with paint thinner
Some people in Long Island blame Google for all the child pornography on the Internet.
I think you should blame all the irresistible children.
I don’t know whose more the assface in this situation, the paraplegic who stabbed three people whose car he was in over an argument, or the stupid three people who got stabbed because they couldn’t escape from a fucking paraplegic!
You decide.
I can’t decide if the best part of this video of a family encountering a large black man standing in the middle of downtown Cleveland holding a butcher’s knife is when the dad gets back in the car because he’s getting wet or when the kid says “No, Daddy, don’t go out there!” and the dad curtly replies, “SHUT UP.”