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Why don’t more WoW players do this?

13-year-old Chinese boy kills himeself after 36-hour Warcraft binge

Why don’t you just call it Going Down on Daddy?

Christian Father and Daughters Participate in ‘Purity Balls’ 

Too bad the fire didn’t take him with the house.

Then there would be one less ass hole in the world to worry about.

Complete moron puts his cigarette out in a bucket filled with paint thinner

Some people in Long Island blame Google for all the child pornography on the Internet.

I think you should blame all the irresistible children.

Some people pointlessly sue Google to feel important.

I don’t know whose more the assface in this situation, the paraplegic who stabbed three people whose car he was in over an argument, or the stupid three people who got stabbed because they couldn’t escape from a fucking paraplegic!

You decide.

I can’t decide if the best part of this video of a family encountering a large black man standing in the middle of downtown Cleveland holding a butcher’s knife is when the dad gets back in the car because he’s getting wet or when the kid says “No, Daddy, don’t go out there!” and the dad curtly replies, “SHUT UP.”

Thank God they had a camera with them.

Do not fuck with the people who work at fast food establishments or they will fuck you up.

Would you like a face full of hot oil with that?

Let me get this straight. You have a rat sleeping in the room with your infant child, and then wonder why it has 200 bites when you take it to the hospital? I hope your tubes get instantly tied by God, and your vas deferens leak out through your urethra, parents!

These guys want to legistlate prostitution…in GERMANY! I tell ya, moralists aren’t content with screwing with their own country, now they wanna mess with Der Hinterland. Why would you go to Germany, if not for the poon?

uh-uh-uh “manure spreader.”

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