Dad of the Year
Little girl, what did I done told you about pouring water on the television? I told you a thousand times if I’ve told you once to NOT FUCKING POUR WATER ON THE TELEVISION. I’m fixing to slap the taste right outta yur mouth and while I’m at it, I think I’ll take a turn a-sexually-molestin’ you and then, when you think it’s ok to pass out from the pain dahrlin’ I’ll kick you in the head.
Then, perahps, I’ll take you to the zoo.
THIS MAN SHOULD BE DESTROYED.